I know how to have the Perfect Break with Nestle, aswell as being a darn good chocolate harmonica player,
which proved quite fun when I met some sexy dancers from Joop!.
I've helped Walkers discover possibly the oddest flavoured crips ever created, and convinced Revels to evict its coffee chocolates. I’ve tasted the many delights of Creme Eggs, but somehow fed my facebook buddies to a pair of Nicorette lips.
After confessing all to the Skinny Cow, and having a class make-over from Loreal, I got all Independent by visiting literary festivals and tasting summer food. Randomly I saw a Samsung phone turn into a desk, so I got my bum seated with the National Express, and jetted off on holiday with Ebookers. Where I got a new perspective with teddy bears for The Economist, and I’ve been playing with Elastoplast hippos and dragons ever since.
